I have taken to calling his collection �The Women�s� and take every opportunity to look at them so I can loathe their existence and tease Matt. Sometimes I think I bring up �The Women�s� just to get a rise out of Matt. He is usually pretty quiet and even keeled and I sometimes find myself saying and doing things to see if he will rise to the occasion. We will be going to dinner and I will ask Matt if he has recently brought �The Women�s� here or if they enjoy Sushi as much as I do. He usually gives me an exasperated look and doesn�t answer. I continue along this line until he starts to play along and says that yes, he has brought �The Women�s� here and he has found that quite a few of them enjoy Sushi. At this I get mad and wont talk to him anymore�what exactly is my problem? I am feeling jealous over jpg. files of women Matt will never really meet, sleep with or come into contact with in any way. I am considering downloading pictures of naked men just so I can boast that I too have a masturbation database but I don�t think Matt will care and if he isn�t going to care then what�s the point.

Maybe it�s the fact that �The Women�s� are so portable. He carries them wherever he goes, rarely leaving the house without his PDA. Wherever he goes, there they are just waiting in their complete lack of clothing.

I suppose until I can get over my loathing of �The Women�s� I will take comfort in the fact whenever I mention that Russell Crowe is my number one fantasy cast member Matt gets a highly perturbed look on his face.